Carol Ann Duffy, Poet Laureate

by Kirstyn Smith

Last year, the AQA was moved to withdraw her poem Education for Leisure from the GCSE English exam, due to its supposed insinuations of knife crime.  Her unashamed relationship with fellow writer Jackie Kay was allegedly considered by Tony Blair to be too unconventional for Middle England.  An emotional and forthright poet, Carol Ann Duffy seems to court contention more than most.carol_ann_duffy_150x180

The latest stanza in her eventful comedy of errors allows her to maintain her offbeat characterisation:  Duffy is set to become the first woman Poet Laureate.  For months there has been neck-and-neck competition between Ms Duffy and West Yorkshire poet Simon Armitage, but a report yesterday announced that the UK government have made their final decision.

An official announcement on Thursday will confirm that Duffy will follow in the footsteps of Andrew Motion who held the post for ten years – the only poet thus far not to take on the position for life.  Yesterday Motion praised his likely successor saying:

“I would be profoundly pleased if Carol was to take on the role as I think she would be magnificently good at it.  She’s an absolutely wonderful writer and I think that because no woman has had the role, having Carol would give the whole thing a great glamour and appeal.”

This year a new means of choosing who would fill the post, implemented by Andy Burnham the culture secretary, allowed for the general public to assume a more involved role in the process.  Poetry lovers were invited to vote for their favourites by writing to ministers, while other authors and scholars were also asked for their contributions.

However, the role may not be welcomed with entirely open arms as would ordinarily be assumed.  Ten years ago, before Motion took on the role, Duffy was also a candidate.  Yet, representatives at Downing Street vetoed her from the position, the reason allegedly being that Middle English society were not ready to embrace her openly homosexual lifestyle.  At the time, Duffy was said to be deeply bruised at the rejection, declaring herself ”out of the picture” regarding any future considerations for the post.  She later maintained that she would not have taken on the post anyway, angrily stating:

“I will not write a poem for Edward and Sophie.  No self-respecting poet should have to.”

If Duffy was to change her mind about her views of the honour, it would be a turnaround to the fans who recognise her as a fearlessly controversial figure, unafraid to speak her mind.  She hotly defended the removal of Education for Leisure from examinations, claiming it to be conducive to raising awareness of street crime.  The poem contained lines such as:

Today I am going to kill something.  Anything.

I have had enough of being ignored and today

I am going to play God.  It is an ordinary day,

a sort of grey with boredom stirring in the streets

To counter the seeming overreaction to her poem, Duffy countered the decision to ban it by penning another poem, Mrs Schofield’s GCSE, in which knife-related incidents found in traditional GCSE fare, such as Shakespeare’s plays are highlighted:

Who said

Is this a dagger which I see?  Which tragedy?

Whose blade was drawn which lead to Tybalt’s death?

By proving her point in such a waym she has garnered a number of supporters in her field.  Poet and professor Robert Crawford describes her work as being “lively, lyrical, somewhat provocative, alert to poetry’s capacity even in the 21st century to have a significant public dimension.”

Swine flu – the facts

by Domenica Goduto and Kirstyn Smith

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photo courtesy of typepad

What is swine flu?Swine flu is a respiratory disease which infects pigs, a new strain of the H1N1 influenza virus which is also derived in part by the human influenza virus Type A.  Most outbreaks occur in late autumn and winter on farms, killing between 1% and 4% of animals it infects.  The virus is a mixture of pig, human and avian flus.  The WHO has confirmed that the cases examined are a never-before-seen version of the virus.

Can humans catch it?

While swine flu is not usually found in humans,  the disease can be contracted in two ways.  The virus can be contracted after being in contact with infected pigs, or being in areas in which infected pigs have been kept.  It can also be spread person-to-person in the same way as seasonal flu – through coughing and sneezing.  The infection cannot be caught by eating pork or pork products.

What are the symptoms?

Swine flu has symptoms similar to those of the more common human seasonal form, including respiratory problems, fatigue, fever and lack of appetite.  In some cases, diarrhoea and vomiting have also been reported.  Seasonal flu is caused by viruses that are adapted to spread in humans, who have some natural immunity to common strains and can boost it by immunisation with a vaccine.

Why is swine flu spreading so quickly?

The World Health Organisation is trying to determine this by collecting data on the current outbreak – as yet

Passengers in Mexico wear face masks

Passengers in Mexico wear face masks

not enough is known about the virus determine why it is so highly transmissible. Epidemiologists need more information in order to assess the risk of a global pandemic, and whether the deaths in Mexico were the result of the same virus which is causing milder symptoms in other countries. Mexico is a popular holiday destination, particularly for North Americans, so it is not surprising that a large number of cases have emerged in the wake of the busy spring break period in March and April as school groups and other travellers return from their holidays.

Can the virus be contained?

The fact that cases of swine flu have already been reported as far away as New Zealand means that it is already too late to completely confine the virus at its point of origin. However, governments around the world are taking measures to slow the spread of the illness. In Mexico, officials have banned such traditional forms of greeting as the handshake or the kiss on the cheek, and many locals have taken to wearing protective masks in public. Church services, football matches, and other large-scale public gatherings have been cancelled or restricted, and museums have been closed. Other countries are screening travellers returning from abroad and isolating those who show signs of sickness. Britain’s chief medical officer, Liam Donaldson, has instructed hospitals to be on the look-out for the virus, with special instructions issued concerning possible symptoms and the tests to be performed. It is expected that the government’s £500 million pound stockpile of the tamiflu vaccine will be sufficient to treat any confirmed cases and prevent the illness from spreading among hospital staff and the public.

What treatments are available?

The US authorities have confirmed two drugs which are believed to be most effective in preventing initial symptoms from getting worse: a pill called Tamiflu and an inhaler called Relenza.  However, they also maintain that it is unclear how effective currently available flu vaccines would be at offering protection against the new strain, as it is genetically distinct from other strains.  Scientists in America are developing a bespoke new vaccine designed to combat the new strain of swine flu.  It is feared that it may take some some to perfect and that suppliers may not be able to deal with the huge demand that will be generated.

Nevertheless,  health secretary Alan Johnson says the Britain has £500 million of flu drugs ready, adding:  “Once we know what the strain is we will look to find a vaccine to prevent it and we have a pre-agreement for these vaccines to be produced as soon as we decide.”   

Past cases

In 1976 200 people were left seriously ill and one person was killed by an outbreak of swine flu in New Jersey.  The virus circulated for about a month and then disappered.  In 1988 in Wisconsin, a pregnant lady contracted the disease while in hospital and died soon afterwards.  Between 2005 and 2009, there were 12 human cases of swine flu in American, none of which were fatal. 

Other global pandemics

In 1918, the Spanish flu pandemic infected up to 40% of the world’s population.  More than 50 million people died, mainly young adults.  The H1N1 strain of flu was responsible and this remains the most devastating outbreak of modern times.

In 1957, Asian flu, a human form of the H2N2 virus combined with a mutating strain found in wild ducks, killed 2 million people, with the elderly being the most vulnerable.  However, due to fast action by health authorities, who regonised the strain and rapidly made vaccines available, the impact of the pandemic was minimised.

In 1968, a strain of H3N2, first detected ni Hong Kong, killed up to 1 milion people world wide.

TV stars shine at this year’s Bafta awards

by Kirstyn Smith

Harry Hill won Best Entertainment Performance for the second year running at last night’s Bafta awards.

His show, Harry Hill’s TV Burp, which takes a light-hearted look at the week’s television, beat off competition from popular rivals Stephen Fry (QI), Ant and Dec (Saturday Night Takeaway) and the ever-controversial Jonathan Ross (Friday Night with Jonathan Ross) to clinch the award.

Award-winning Harry Hill courtesy of allgigs

Award-winning Harry Hill courtesy of allgigs

Upon receiving the award, he joked self-deprecatingly: “I never thought I’d get three Baftas for a clip show…Ridiculous!”

Hill also received a nomination for Best Entertainment Programme, alongside QI and the Friday/Sunday Night Project, but in the end Saturday night’s search for the next pop sensation, The X Factor, triumphed.

Graham Norton hosted the evening, which saw some unanticipated winners, with many assumed victors eclipsed by lesser-known nominees.  Perhaps the biggest surprise of the night came when Eastenders favourite June Brown missed out on the Best Actress award for her role as gloomy, chain-smoking Dot Branning.  Instead, the award was won by Anna Maxwell Martin for her portrayal of a disturbed mental patient in Channel 4′s Poppy Shakespeare.

Another surprise came as Wallander beat Dr Who, Spooks and Shameless to win Best Drama Series.

Channel 4′s comedy shows reigned in their respective categories, winning both Best Sitcom for the geeky, office-based The IT Crowd and perennial favourite Peep Show saw its bumbling star David Mitchell take home Best Comedy Performance.

French and Saunders triumphed by receiving the Bafta’s highest honour - the Bafta Fellowship.  They are only the second double act to receive the award, following Morecambe and Wise’s posthumous honour in 1999.

A full list of winners can be found below.

Best actor
Stephen Dillane – The Shooting of Thomas Hurndall (Channel 4)
Also nominated
Jason Isaacs – The Curse of Steptoe (BBC Four)
Ken Stott – Hancock and Joan (BBC Four)
Ben Whishaw – Criminal Justice (BBC One)

Best actress
Anna Maxwell Martin – Poppy Shakespeare (Channel 4)
Also nominated:
June Brown – EastEnders (BBC One)
Maxine Peake – Hancock and Joan (BBC Four)
Andrea Riseborough – Margaret Thatcher: The Long Walk to Finchley (BBC Four)

Best entertainment performance
Harry Hill – Harry Hill’s TV Burp (ITV1)
Also nominated:
Stephen Fry – QI (BBC Two)
Anthony McPartlin & Declan Donnell

y – I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! (ITV1)
Jonathan Ross – Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (BBC One)

Best comedy performance
David Mitchell – Peep Show (Channel 4)
Also nominated:
Rob Brydon – Gavin and Stacey (BBC Three)
Sharon Horgan – Pulling (BBC Three)
Claire Skinner – Outnumbered (BBC One)

Best single drama
White Girl (BBC Two)
Also nominated:
Einstein and Eddington (BBC Two)
Hancock and Joan (BBC Four)
The Shooting of Thomas Hurndall (Channel 4)

Best drama serial
Criminal Justice (BBC One)
Also nominated:

Dead Set (Channel 4)
The Devil’s Whore (Channel 4)
House of Saddam (BBC Two)

Best drama series
Wallander (BBC One)
Also nominated:
Doctor Who (BBC One)
Shameless (Channel 4)
Spooks (BBC One)

Best continuing drama
The Bill (ITV1)
Also nominated:
Casualty (BBC One)
EastEnders (BBC One)
Emmerdale (ITV1)

Best factual series
Amazon with Bruce Parry (BBC Two)
Also nominated:
Blood Sweat and T-Shirts (BBC Three)
The Family (Channel 4)
Ross Kemp in Afghanistan (Sky One)

Best entertainment programme
The X Factor (ITV1)
Also nominated:
The Friday/Sunday Night Project (Channel 4)
Harry Hill’s TV Burp (ITV1)
QI (BBC One)

Best situation comedy
The IT Crowd (Channel 4)
Also nominated:
The Inbetweeners (Channel 4)
Outnumbered (BBC One)
Peep Show (Channel 4)

Best comedy programme
Harry and Paul (BBC One)
Also nominated:
The Peter Serafinowicz Show (BBC Two)
Star Stories (Channel 4)
That Mitchell and Webb Look (BBC Two)

Best single documentary
Chosen (Channel 4)
Also nominated:
A Boy Called Alex (Channel 4)
The Fallen (BBC Two)
Thriller in Manila (More 4)

Best feature
The Choir: Boys Don’t Sing (BBC Two)
Also nominated:
The Apprentice (BBC One)
Celebrity MasterChef (BBC One)
Top Gear (BBC Two)

Best international show
Mad Men (BBC Four)
Also nominated:
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (More 4)
Dexter (ITV1)
The Wire (FX)

Best specialist factual
Life in Cold Blood (BBC One)
Also nominated:
Blood and Guts: A History of Surgery (BBC Four)
Lost Land of the Jaguar (BBC One)
Stephen Fry and the Gutenberg Press: The Machine That Made Us (BBC Four)

Best current affairs
Saving Africa’s Witch Children – Dispatches (Channel 4)
Also nominated:
Mum Loves Drugs, Not Me – Dispatches (Channel 4)
Omagh: What the Police Were Never Told – Panorama (BBC One)
Ross Kemp: A Kenya Special (Sky One)

Best news coverage
News at Ten – Chinese Earthquake (ITV1)
Also nominated:
Channel 4 News (Channel 4)
Sky News – Canoe Man (Sky News)
Sky News – Mumbai (Sky News)

Best sport
ITV1 F1: Brazilian Grand Prix (ITV1)
Also nominated:
Cheltenham Gold Cup – Denman v Kauto Star (Channel 4)
Olympics 2008 (BBC One)
Wimbledon – The Men’s Final (BBC One)

Best interactivity
Embarrassing Bodies Online (Channel 4)
Also nominated:
Bryony Makes a Zombie Movie (BBC Three)
Merlin (BBC One)
Olympics 2008 (BBC One)

Audience award
Skins
Also nominated:
The Apprentice
Coronation Street
Outnumbered
Wallander
The X Factor

Special Award
Jane Tranter

Bafta Fellowship
French and Saunders

Portrait Gallery in the money

by Kirstyn Smith

The Scottish National Portrait Gallery is due to close this Sunday after receiving a £4.5 million grant to go towards a long-awaited restoration.

The financial aid, awarded by the Heritage Lottery Fund (HLF), will help the gallery’s planned revamp which will cost, in total, approscottishnationalportraitgallery1ximately £17.6 million and follows a donation of £5.1 million from the Scottish Government. 

The renovation, which is estimated to last up to two and a half years, plans to double gallery space in an effort to increase visitor numbers.   A  dedicated education suite, auditorium, IT gallery and research centre will also be added. 

James Holloway, the gallery’s director, said: “We are delighted with the support from the HLF. Their confidence in the scheme is a terrific boost at this critical stage of the project.”

The program, called Portrait of the Nation, will increase the number of items displayed by 350%, allowing the gallery to display many more of its 30,000 portraits and photographs.

Colin McLean, head of the Heritage Lottery Fund in Scotland, said: “New life will now be breathed into this beautiful historic building. Treasures that have been stored away for years will be brought out to showcase Scotland’s history through the portraits of those who shaped it.”

This weekend the gallery will host the Farewell Festival, two days of events for families and children as a way of marking the closure.

Dunfermline taken over by Nationwide

by Kirstyn Smith

Dunfermline Building Society has been bought by Nationwide, it has been revealed today.dunfermline

The institution’s collapse, which resulted in  losses of £26 million, meant that it had to be put up for sale.

Today’s statement from the Bank of England reports that it  agreed to sell “core parts” of the 140-year-old establishment, adding:

“It is business as usual for all customers. Dunfermline’s deposit business will continue to operate normally. Savers can be assured that their money is safe.”

It is reported that the staff who number approximately 530, will not lose their jobs and will be transferred to Nationwide when the takeover becomes effective.

Only 48 hours has elapsed since  news broke of the organisation’s anticipated losses. Nationwide plan to take Dunfermline’s retail deposits on board, which total £2353 million and represent the accounts held by approximately 300,000 Dunfermline customers. They will also take over 34 branches and retail sites and the Society’s Head Office in Dunfermline.

The chief executive of Nationwide, Graham Beale, is positive that the takeover will be a successful move for all involved:

“This is good news for the members of Dunfermline, who are now joining the world’s largest building society. As members of a solid, stable and dependable organisation, members of Dunfermline can be assured that their savings are safe.”

While Prime Minister Gordon Brown has defended the Government’s action at this time, Dunfermline’s outgoing chairman, Jim Faulds, said that government funding of £20m-£30m would have helped secure its future, describing himself as “deeply disappointed” that the government did not provide the support needed for the building society to continue as an independent operation.

The situation has also caused outrage among members of the public, and a protest about the sale took place at the  Dunfermline’s  Head Office this morning.

Lesbian Vampire Killers

by Kirstyn Smith

The first thing to look out for is the number of lone, shifty-looking men in the auditorium. I don’t know what this anticipative audience expects from a film called Lesbian Vampire Killers, but I’ve a feeling they left feeling a bit disappointed.

Unfortunately, they weren’t the only ones. To give the film the benefit of the doubt, I looked upon it from two different perspectives.

At worst – and if you are a girl – the derogation and disparagement was astounding. Although I’m sure this will be explained away as ‘post-modern’ chauvinism, I noticed my feminist side rearing its head on a number of occasions, as I felt vaguely insulted throughout.

At best, I can simply describe it as an unoriginal, laddish film. I imagine that even those solitary, hopeful men might grow weary of so many gratuitous close-ups of hot lesbians stroking each other.

A strange, stacatto way of shooting is employed, and while at first this is interesting and different, it is not consistent, so when it returns intermittently throughout the film, this does begin to grate – something else we don’t need to distract us from an already weak plot. Whether this technique – along with some woefully bad acting from the lesbians – is supposed to be a spoof remains unclear. I hope, for the sake of everyone involved, that I’m missing something.

Horne and Corden seem to have fallen foul of ‘Mitchell and Webb’ syndrome: while resplendent on TV, (Gavin and Stacey is a very good show) this does not translate to film. However, they are still relative newcomers, but I do feel that – for just now at least – they should stick to the small screen.

A naked future for Britain’s streets?

by Kirstyn Smith

An interesting new way of outlining London’s streets could soon be a reality, thanks to Boris Johnson’s plans to render the streets of London ‘naked’. 

However, this is not a case of the controversial mayor contemplating a mass public nudity bylaw.  Rather, he proposes to remove traffic lights, street signs and road markings in an innovative concept known as ‘shared space’.

Shared space is a theory pioneered by Hans Monderman – a Dutch traffic engineer and inventor.  The scheme is intended to get rid of the traditional seperation between road users and pedestrians by removing kerbs, lines, signs and signals.  It is thought that by eliminating the physical barriers put in place to reduce motorists’ speed, this allows drivers and pedestrians to essentially ‘share’ the streets, urging both parties to become more cautious and aware of the other.  As a result, it is hoped that road safety will be improved, as users will be forced to negotiate their way through shared ares at appropriate speeds and with due consideration for the other users of the space.drachten

Discussing the potential project, Johnson enthused: ”I’m a great fan of naked streets.  I envisage a future where pavements would blend seamlessly with roads.”

The plan has already been implemented in a number of countries, including Germany, Sweden and Australia.  If Johnson’s plans came to fruition, London would be one of few UK cities to embrace the ‘shared space’ idea. 

However, could this proposition be a realistic propsect, not just for London, but for other significant British cities? 

The residents of Edinburgh will likely wonder whether ‘naked streets’ could be applied to their city centre. Enthusaists maintain that the tram system - once it is eventually in place – could help towards creating an urban environment ideally suited to the shared space concept.  In a number of circumstances, such a project could be advantageous, for example, there could be a place for the reduction in the number of road markings in residential areas.  Similarly, there could be potential in trialling a ‘naked streets’ approach to the city’s main high streets in order to reduce road furniture - worth pursuing to monitor the response to such an approach, all considering, of course, the reaction if the scheme were to go ahead in London.  

Not everyone is as enthusiastic as Boris Johnson about  It could be the case that those who support the idea of shared space - particularly in Edinburgh, where the idea is yet to even be proposed –  are getting ahead of themselves.  A spokesperson for Edinburgh City Council was more realistic about the need for ’naked streets’:

“For the foreseeable future, there remains a role for signs, lines and road humps.  Signs and lines are key to managing parking, prioritisiroadsignng public transport and cycling; road humps have an outstandingly good record in reducing speeds and therefore accidents.  Thought there may be limited scope for removing traffic lights, they are key to managing traffic at our busiest junctions and to providing places where people can cross busy roads with more confidence.”  

Yet, as much as signs, lines and roadhumps play a part in the reduction of accidents, the actualisation of shared space in Holland has proven to have positive results in this respect.  The town of Drachten – one of the scheme’s pioneer towns – has no visible road markings, stop signs or directions.  Parking meters are also absent from road sides.  When traffic lights were removed from the town’s main junction, the number of accidents dropped from thirty to two over a period of six years.  This junction sees 22 000 cars each days and traffic jams are a rarity.

It has to be acknowledged that the towns in which shared space has been implemented tend towards less heavily urbanised areas.  Furthermore, the large number of cyclists on Dutch streets would benefit the ‘naked streets’ as their presence acts to slow and calm traffic – an advantage for the shared space approach.  The legal framework is also different and should be considered; in Holland it is the driver who is presumed at fault in any crash between a vehicle and a pedestrian or cyclist, so it has to be assumed that safer driving thrives in Hollondontraffic2land regardless of the shared space scheme.

Statistics are something that Johnson should also take into account.  There are 8 000 buses in London, 32 000 black cabs and 34 000 licensed mini cabs.  According to the London Road Safety Unit Fact Sheet, while the number of traffic accidents has decreased by more than 10 000 over the past decade, the number of people injured on the road each year remains very high at over 24 000.  By putting the ’shared space’ plan into action, it could be that this number could fall further.

Fundamentally, this is what the plan wishes to generate – regardless of the city or region or mayor.  By allowing road users to take control of the streets for themselves, they are trusted to grow accustomed to communicating more with each other, ultimately creating an environment in which not only both parties feel safe to travel, but - through a reduction in accident – whose safeness can be proven.

Scene at the Cinema

by Kirstyn Smith

American Teen

They say (whoever ‘they’ are) that school days are the best days of your life. It’s been a long seven years since I last set foot in a school, so I’ve forgotten what it was really like, everything having faded into a rose-tinted haze. However, if the experience was in any way similar to some of the school days of these American teenagers, I’m glad I’ve supressed the memories. It’s all awkwardness and angst, with the occasional private naked photo being sent to everyone in the school, much to the chagrin of one poor girl.

courtesy of slashfilm

courtesy of slashfilm

It’s this episode that sticks with me, highlighting as it does the ‘reality’ (read: lack thereof) in this supposed documentary. No filmmaker would sit back and allow their subject to actively ruin a young girl’s reputation. Would they?

This naked-photo-spreading was the doing of Megan – the popular princess of the school. We also follow Colin – a jock attempting to obtain a basketball scholarship with the support of his alarmingly pushy father and Jake – helplessly geeky and determined to find a girlfriend (to cut a long story short – he doesn’t.) My personal star of the show was Hannah, described as ‘alternative’ and obviously there to appeal to the Juno generation. But it was hard not to feel for her multiple heartbreaks and to be sucked into her honest effervescence while faced with a fairly difficult life.

It’s hard to put a finger on why I enjoyed the film as much as I did. While very contrived and exceedingly stereotypically American, it provided a sense of nostalgia. For my generation, who grew up on a diet of Babysitters Club, Sweet Valley High, Bug Juice and the Breakfast Club, it taps into that lingering sense that everything is cooler and more exciting in America.

Yet, this does prove not to be the case, as the film culminates with an uneventful prom, followed by an uneventful graduation and a postscript which informs us that the teenagers have gone on to lead uneventful lives. At least they stayed away from the presumed moral message that everyone can get on, even geeks and jocks (everyone knows that this is not true.)

So, is it a real insight into American teen life? No. Will it stir the hidden part of you that secretly wishes your school years were a blur of homecoming kings and queens, Abercrombie and Fitch with a Starbucks on every corner? Yes. Will it re-enhance your belief that school days truly were the best days of your life? Well, as you witness one teen moaning ‘My life sucks now, but what if it sucks more after highschool,’ and you fight the urge to reach into the screen and shake some sense into them, most definitely.

Marley and Me

Look up the definition of “family movie” and you’ll find Marley and Me.  By the end, the film has it all – a wholesome Mum and Dad, three well-behaved children, and a dog.

But I’m ahead of myself.

To begin with, Jenny (Jennifer Aniston) and John (Owen Wilson) are following her Plan:  marriage, check.  Baby substitute (the dog), check.  This is where it gets complicated.  Their all-too-boisterous Labrador chews on everything, runs too fast, humps without prejudice and generally fails to obey in one heart-warming scene.  Then another.  And another.  You get the picture – the dog is a bit of a pain, something of which we are reminded ad nauseaum.

However, the couple’s journey as they adjust to him, grow to love him and fail to train him forms the backbone of their journey through life.  We are treated to typical troubles, predictable problems and simple solutions.  Despite these attempts at conflict and resolution, it doesn’t ring true.  I won’t say it was boring, but it was a bit flat.

Perhaps this is because the film is based on a book, which is -in turn- based on a series of newspaper columns written by John Grogan.  I can see how using your dog’s life to track your own could be interesting in weekly installments of 1000 words, but after dragging the idea through so many different media, it seems too tired to translate to the big screen.  In order to cover this, the director throws in too many ’annoying dog’ scenes, before resorting to tugging hard on the old heart-strings towards the end.

MArley and Me courtesy of LA Times

Marley and Me courtesy of LA Times

Of course, one has to remember that this film is primarily based at children and it does tick all the requisite boxes:  an amusing pet with plenty of ‘awww’ moments to conjure that warm, fuzzy glow.   However, if you’re neither a pet person nor a child person, this will soon wear thin and I was left with the resounding conclusion that pets, rather like children, are definitely cuter when they are your own.

Chew this over

a sticky situation? photo courtesy of The Daily Mail

a sticky situation? photo courtesy of The Daily Mail

by Kirstyn Smith

Oban and Lorn Tourist Association are calling for a ban to end the sale of chewing gum and the practice of spitting it out in the street.

The Environmental Protection Act states that:  “It is an offence to throw down and leave anything in a manner likely to deface.”   If caught, offenders can be issued with an on-the-spot fine of £50.

Calls for the ban to be introduced throughout the country have received a mixed response.  Ann Royden, from Merchiston Community Council in Edinburgh, believes that a number of factors should be taken into consideration.

“It would be very difficult to enforce – we’re having difficulty enough with the ban on dropping crisp packets and littering.  However, the streets are remarkably messy,” she said.

A number of methods exist to remove chewing gum from blighted streets. Products such as Gum Buster and Zero Gum are amongst the most popular, with Oban Council intending to use a Gum Buster borrowed from Argyll and Bute Council.

However, techniques used at present cost £1,000 a year, whereas it is estimated that using the hi-tech machinary intended would raise costs to £50,000 each year.

The way the law is enforced would also have to be taken into consideration.  Ann Royden is keen to point out that it is not only litter louts who chew gum.

“There are a number of elderly people who chew gum as a way to ease Dry Mouth Syndrome, so to ban gum from the point of view of being considered a culprit if you are caught simply chewing it would be a great shame.”

While residents of Oban are keen for the by-law to be brought into effect, some are concerned that the changes may be a step too far.

Critics feel that there is no need for a by-law and that all that needs to be done is to encourage local gum-chewers to be vigilant in how they dispose of their gum – by wrapping it up and putting it in a bin.

Literature and Laughs come to Glasgow

If you think you could use a good laugh or some relaxation after the miserable start to this year, then Glasgow is the place to be for festival fun this March, boasting both comedy and literature events in the coming weeks.

The Bank of Scotland Aye Write book festival launched this weekend and will continue until the 14th, while  Magners Glasgow International Comedy Festival will be tickling the nation’s funny-bone from the 12th – 29th. 

Attracting well-known names from each field, the festivals are promising to be bigger and better than previous years.  Now in its third year, the comedy festival has snared top acts such as Jimmy Carr, Rob Brydon and Ross Noble.  As for the literary side of things, the fourth year of Aye Write boasts Alan Bennett, Alexander McCall Smith and James Frey to be among the numerous authors regaling the crowds.

As the comedy festival is working alongside Homecoming Scotland 2009, which aims to highlight Scotland’s culture and to bring the country into a prolific level on the global scale. 

Paul Bush OBE, Chief Operating Officer at EventScotland, the national events agency responsible for Homecoming Scotland is proud that the two events are working together:

“Glasgow’s International Comedy Festival has grown phenomenally over the past seven years to become one of the most well attended and highly acclaimed comedy festivals in the UK. This year the event forms an exciting part of our Homecoming programme and as such will be welcoming performers and audiences from around the world with an affinity for Scotland. I have no doubt that the event will be bigger and better than ever.”

As well as showcasing prolific authors from around the world, joining Aye Write, among many others, are Jackie Kay, Janice Galloway and  to fly the flag for Scotland’saye_write_114x114 homegrown literary talent.

The event also advertises school and family-related talks and activities.

 

 

School dinners fail to deliver

schooldinnerSeventy-five percent of Scottish primary schools are breaking the new laws regarding healthy school dinners.

A recent inspection by Her Majesty’s Inspectorate of Education (HME) across thirty-four Scottish schools showed that only a quarter of them were sticking to the strict guidelines introduced by the Government last September.

Children’s Minister Adam Ingram launched the guide, which was to focus on diet and health promotion in schools and to give instructions on the new requirements while offering advice for caterers on the nutritional content of meals. However, despite this help and information, a lack of awareness on the part of staff has been blamed for the three quarters of schools still serving unhealthy food. Excessive levels of sugar, salt and saturated fat are still on the menu.

According to the NHS website Change for Life, the maximum amount of salt a child aged between 7 and 10 years should consume per day is 5 grams, and for those between the ages of 4 and 6, it should be no more than 3 grams. At the moment, we eat, on average, 8.6 grams per day.

Added to this, The Scottish Health Survey conducted in 2003 showed that eighty percent of children are eating too much sugar, ninety percent too much fat, and that one third of children are overweight or obese.

In a bid to combat these worrying findings, schools have been asked to make a number of changes to the way food is served.

Such alterations include:

- whole milk should be replaced by semi-skimmed;

- fatty spreads and oils should be replaced by non-fat alternatives;

- more attention should be paid to the amount of sodium and sugar added to food.

The environment in modern-day Scotland has been described as ‘obesogenic’ and approximately £171 million is spent treating obesity-related illnesses each year. These health and wellbeing guidelines will have to be followed in order for the country to make any significant cut in the obesity epidemic.

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